Sphallolalia

"Of all the words of mice and men the saddest are 'It might have been' "

hughvaljean:

how do you measure a year?

  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • and
  • um
  • in cups of coffee
  • 525,600 cups of coffee

(via therealistadjuststhesails)

Forgot to wash my sex sheets and now it’s too late and I have to sleep on them
why God?????

Hamlet:

You read my journal?

Horatio:

At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

taller-than-m0st:

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

Happy Halloween!

(via redlips-shakinhips)

(via grabbed)

(Source: poproom, via oceans-upon-oceans)

(Source: bookkakeboy, via skipjacked)

ode-to-twentyonepilots:

the gripping saga

(via oceans-upon-oceans)

Someone assist my understanding

(Source: b-bumb, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

“Thank you, fall clothes, for making everybody look like they’re about to go fox hunting in a Jane Austen novel.”

—   Jimmy Fallon’s Thank You Notes (via fallontonight)

(via skipjacked)

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

(via skipjacked)

somersetprep:

when bae says the next hunt isn’t for a year

somersetprep:

when bae says the next hunt isn’t for a year

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

(via oceans-upon-oceans)